To all the girls out there who are down in the dumps because other people’s love is being thwacked in your face more than usual due to Valentine’s Day, FEAR NOT, for here are my thoughts on the matter:
1. The only girls who really care about Valentines Day are teenagers, and those that are in new relationships
2. Those in committed, long term relationships would probably prefer to put the money into a mortgage or new pack of nappies, than be forced to shower their loved one with gifts today.
3. I will always look out for you.
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